WHILE BRAIN-DEAD THUG-RAPPERS and BALL PLAYERS, WORTHLESS POP-SCHLOCK SINGERS; DUMBFUCK PLASTIC-TITTED ACTRESSES, IMBECILIC BLAB-TEEVEE SHILLS and assorted other LOW-I.Q., UNEDUCATED DOUCHEBAG “CELEBRITIES”…
COUNTLESS BRIGHT, WELL-EDUCATED AMERICANS SUFFER EVERY DAY!
IF THIS IS THE “FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM,”
ONLY A DOUCHEBAG LIKE HUSSEIN AL-BUMMAH (or perhaps JIHAD JIMMUH PEE-NU
T BOY CAHTUH) would even THINK of nominating a piece of garbage like UPCHUCK HAGEL as Secretary of Defense!
I AIN’T GIVIN’ YOU NUTHIN’ FOR X-MAS, OFAY — I BE TAKIN’ YO SHIT WHEN I SLIDE DOWN YO’ CHIMNEY, MUTHAFUCKA!
SHVARTZE CLAUS STRIKES AGAIN!
What’s this goddamned “candlelight vigil” bullshit? What’s the point of showing a bunch of people crying in church pews–is this shit “news?”
Yeah, it sucks–some nutcase blows away a bunch of little kids….shitty luck, the negative lottery–wrong place at the wrong time…
now we are bombarded with, ad nauseam, an insufferably repetitious, seemingly endless series of…
“news” reports consisting of weepy interviews;
“analyses” by teevee head-shrinkers;
“condolences” doled out by blowhard politicos and buffoonish “men of the cloth”…
and so on
EVER NOTICE THAT THE REALLY OLD FUCKS CELEBRATED BY THE MEDIA–THE PRUNE-PUSSY HAGS AND LIVER-SPOTTED ALTER KOCKERS–THE MOTHERFUCKERS (AND MOTHERS-FUCKED) WHO LIVE TO 110+–INVARIABLY TURN OUT TO BE SIMPLETONS WHO NEVER DID A FUCKIN’ THING IN THEIR LONG, BORING, WORTHLESS HALF-LIVES?
YEAH–IT’S ALL THE SAME ‘OL HORSESHIT, E.G….
“Mrs. (insert common last name) married (insert common last name) on (insert date). The (insert name) were married for (x) years. Mrs. (insert name) was active in the (insert name) Church, loved (bowling/dancing/knitting/gardening) and was known affectionately by her family as (insert asinine nickname). Mrs. (insert common name” says that the key to her longevity was (choose two or more) [believing in Jesus; refraining from drinking; avoiding fried foods; 'staying positive']