IN HONOR OF THE UPCOMING “FREE MUSEUM” WEEKEND, HERE’S A TRIBUTE TO THE UNIQUE SPECIES OF ASSHOLE THAT SKULKS AROUND THESE SACROSANCT REPOSITORIES OF CULTURE:

THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AN’ GENMIN’

IT’S TIME TO SALUTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE BLUE BLAZERS–THE DIPSHITS WHOSE MISSION CONSISTS OF STARING AT, ADMONISHING AND BANISHING THOSE WHOSE BEHAVIOR THEY DEEM UNCOUTH

DOES THIS BULLET-HEAD, BLUE-BLAZERED BUFFOON LOOK LIKE A PENNY-ANTE ASSHOLE OR WHAT?