SMALL TOWN BIBLE-BEATING RETARDS IN ACTION!: MALAKOFF, TEX-ASS!
YESSIRREE, FOLKS–US GOOD JEEZUS-LOVERS IN MALAKOFF [or is it "malaprop"?] TEX-ASS DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ SEP’RASHIN OF CHURCHNSTATE! ”CONSTITOOSHIN?” AIN’T HEARD OF THAT! WHAT THE HAYL IS THAT? IS IT WHEN YA CAIN’T TAKE A SHEE-ITT?
THE INBRED JEDS OF MALAKOFF TEX-ASS ARE GONNA' GIVE YOU SOME OF THAT OL' TIME RELIGION WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT IT, GODDAMMITT!
