HAPPY JOONTEENTH, BOY! GOTS A RIOT PLANNED? *pictured below – LA RIOTS, 1992

NOW APPEARING AT YER FAV’RIT DEGENERATE LIKKER STORE!

12 FUCKIN’ PERCENT ABV, BABY! 24 OUNCES OF HELL, GODDAMMITT — AND I LIKE IT!

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You know, friends — sometimes we just need a little “jump-start,” if you will, to enhance our lives by adopting healthy habits.  Take drinking, for example; you’d think it would come naturally to everyone, yet there are still some folks who don’t know how to do it.  They’d like to tie one on big-time, but […]